Husband: What? I was talking to Nicholas. [pretending to be affronted] It's not all about you!
Me: Heh. No, I just thought you were calling me. Never mind.
Him: [loftily] For nigh on ten years now, you have purported the fallacy that I dance around your big toe.
Me: O_o ... *sporfle*
I must say, my husband has a very special relationship with the English language.
* "Impenetrability! That's what I say!"