R.J. Anderson (rj_anderson) wrote,
R.J. Anderson

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Bent Chromosomes

When I saw the birthday cards my sons had made for me this year, I was speechless -- but only because I was laughing so hard.

First, from my seven-year-old:

Bad Mommy!

I am not sure what I did to deserve such a label (not to mention the alarming spectacle of my head and arms coming off, and the highly convicting Bible verse), but since the card was delivered with a grin and contained a two-dollar coin lovingly taped inside, I suspect I shouldn't worry too much about it.

Then from my five-year-old, whose favorite pastime these days is teasing his father:

I do not love Dad

Clearly I have passed on some seriously warped genes to my children. I apologize in advance to all the people that will be forced to deal with their bizarre sense of humor.
Tags: birthdays, family, picspam
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