R.J. Anderson (rj_anderson) wrote,
R.J. Anderson
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Why I should not be left alone in the house

So here I am about to prepare my mid-revision lunch, and I'm holding a heavily pre-buttered piece of garlic bread in my hand and looking at the toaster.

MY FIRST THOUGHT: Hey, I bet I could just toast this right in here... (pops it in)

MY SECOND THOUGHT: No, because THAT'S HOW GREASE FIRES GET STARTED, YOU MORON. (pops it out)

I'm so glad myself and I had this little talk. But it goes to show how distracted I am by this book right now.
Tags: revisions, the stupid it burns
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