Things I have learned over the past few weeks from my three-year-old son Nicholas:
There are dragons living in the deepest, darkest caves of America. They breathe vegetable fire.
Our downstairs tenant is really Batman.
We are all living in Simon's house (which makes me wonder how my 18-month-old plans to pay off the mortgage).
It's never daytime in Chicago.
Just when you think there's nothing new...