I meant to buy the non-drowsy kind, honest. I also meant to check the fine print about pregnant and nursing mothers. Unfortunately, since my head was nine-tenths snot at the time, I forgot all that and just grabbed the cheapest brand that claimed to do something about my symptoms. So now I feel like a liquid alien from the planet Koozbane (ten points to anybody who gets that reference) and poor Simon is out flat on his little face as well.
Um, anybody want a nearly-full box of Sudafed Extra-Strength?