"I think we should put Simon up for auction on eBay, don't you, Nicholas? He's still cute, you never know what we might get..."
"You know, Nicholas, we had other little boys before you and Simon came along. But they're not here anymore, because we cooked them and ate them."*
Apparently, I married Calvin's dad. "MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
*Don't worry, he did explain to Nicholas that he was only joking. Eventually. But I don't think Nicholas fully understood or believed him in either case; if he had he no doubt would have been upset, but as it was he only giggled.