Think high-stakes adventure genfic with plenty of excitement and danger, lashings of humor and a sprinkle of romance (with a certain dreamy-eyed naturalist, perhaps). And let's not forget the cameo appearance by the Giant Squid.
And it's called...
DENNIS CREEVEY AND THE RESURRECTION STONE.
Seriously, wouldn't that be awesome? I order all of you to go out and write it right now. Round-robin style if necessary.