Dear Gwen: I like your hair. Your whiny attitude, however, not so much. Also, I feel sorry for your boyfriend.
Dear Everybody Else: You lack personality. If it weren't for Toshiko being a girl, I would have a hard time telling you all apart.
Dear F/X People: Ouch. And not in a good way.
Dear Show Writers in General and RTD in Particular: Sorry, no sale.
*goes back to waiting for the latest Amazing Race episode*