In conversation with my seven-year-old tonight:
HIM: It's weird how in all those old TV shows like Knight Rider and Starsky and Hutch and a third one I saw, I can't remember...I don't know about anyone else, but I'm totally going to call them "zucchinis" from now on.
ME (guessing): The Six Million Dollar Man?
HIM: No, not that one so much. But the other ones. They always have, like, people lying around drinking apple juice and wearing zucchinis.
HIM: I don't know why.
I think you mean bikinis.
ME: (falls over laughing)