December 16th, 2005

A Pocket Full of Murder

All my mother's names*

With apologies in advance for the awful puns and references to bodily functions, here are as many as I can remember of the names I call the baby these days (not including his real name, of course):

- the Shrieking Eel
- Bob Barfer
- Wyatt Urp
- Richard Burpage
- Henry Tooter
- Pee-r of the Realm
- Hans Blinker
- Squeaker of the House
- Wriggly Experiment Bum

We take our amusement (and, apparently, our blog entries) where we can.

* 100 House Points to anyone who gets this reference.