December 6th, 2005

A Pocket Full of Murder

Snerk.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August bittervillager and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to lydaclunas in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I stole cesario's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I helped fpb hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (75 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
synaesthete7

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