Which of the following is NOT true?
Thanks to a freak accident, I have a large knobbly scar in my left armpit.
My poetry has been published in a national magazine.
I was born in a small hospital in Kampala, Uganda, Africa.
Neil Finn (lead singer of Crowded House) was once rather rude to me.
My two sons are named after members of Duran Duran. (Oh, the shame!)